| | “NOT ALL THOSE WHO WANDER ARE LOST.”SPECIES
The Eri (Eries crackes) is indigenous to the wilds of Livejournal, subsisting on it's underground status, and thriving on the greenery that abounds in the crack-induced fannery there. You will find her recalling spam and polling the other species inhabiting nearby with inane babble. She may be loud and cranky, but the Eri is not a creature of violence unless provoked. But do not let her non violence fool you. The Eri's extreme sarcasm and cynical behavior is a clear sign that you might not want to get too close. She is allergic to being wrong admitting she is wrong. She may present with outbursts of the incredibly geeky and fannish nature. Best to approach with caution (or a flame thrower).
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| | DIETARY HABITSThe Eri subsists mainly on media (and the occasional Cup Noodles)
TV; Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, Pushing Daisies, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Weeds, Robot Chicken, Heroes, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Scrubs, Spaced, Chuck
Silver Screen; Seven Samurai, Casablanca, Little Miss Sunshine, Donnie Darko, Clerks, Hard Candy, Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Guy Ritchie, Edgar Wright, Tom Shadyac
Books; The Bell Jar, Catch 22, Ender's Game, The Hobbit, Asimov, Huxley, Dystopian Sci-Fi
Music; The Clash, Nickel Creek, Regina Spektor, Glenn Gould, Martha Argerich, The Shins, Vladimir Horowitz, The Postal Service, Tenacious D |
| | BEHAVIORBefriending the Eri might not be the best choice for you; read the quick and dirty lowdown. You can commonly find her in various places on the intarnets, including:
   
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